This Thursday, January 5th, 2012, in my origin-country of Canada, I will opening for Demetri Martin’s “Telling Jokes In Cold Places Tour” then continuing to do so until mid-February.  It will be very fun and I am looking forward to performing in the Celsius temperatures in which my body and mind sprouted and evolved-ish.  We have already taken our jokes throughout England, Ireland, and parts of the US; we feel our spirits are now properly readied to try Canadian-style microphones.  Also, I’m very (fervently?) excited to be coming back home to tell jokes so do come by a show if you can.  Tickets can be found / purchased / cherished by clicking on the cities below.

(audience to be papier-mâché-d in at later time)

Jan. 5 – Edmonton, AB
Jan. 6 – Calgary, AB
Jan. 7 – Vancouver, BC
Jan. 12 – Montreal, QC
Jan. 13 – Toronto, ON (Two shows – FIRST SHOW TIX – SECOND SHOW TIX)
Jan. 14 – Ottawa, ON
Jan. 19 – Rochester, NY
Jan. 20 – Reading, PA
Jan. 21 – Philadelphia, PA
Jan. 22 – Wilmington, DE
Jan. 27 – Portland, OR
Jan. 28 – Eugene, OR
Feb. 2 – Boulder, CO
Feb. 3 – Washington, DC
Feb. 4 – Austin, TX
Feb. 10 – Madison, WI
Feb. 11 – Cleveland, OH
Feb. 16 – Ithaca, NY
Feb. 18 – New York, NY (TBA)

I will be at this show telling jokes and stories into its very cool movie theatre space to the very fun audience that comes to this show.  One of my favorite shows to do in LA so if you are near / on Earth, please do come by.  They have popcorn.  If you’ve never had popcorn, come to this show to try popcorn.  You can tell me what you think of popcorn after the show.  Okay, see you then.

They had lied.  His feet still couldn’t touch the floor, even after he’d grown up.  There were probably other lies.